I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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