This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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