To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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