I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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