32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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