hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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