Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
