you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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