he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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