I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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