we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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