We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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