The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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