you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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