Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I can't turn off my feet"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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