i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
