I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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