I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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