I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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