I'm drive I can fine osifer
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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