Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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