i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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