So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
