remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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