3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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