Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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