OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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