your thong is hanging out like whoa
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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