i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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