I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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