Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There's always time for handjobs
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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