You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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