Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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