if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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