Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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