i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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