I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just cropdusted the office
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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