I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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