koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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