I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
