i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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