Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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