...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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