Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's official drugs can't kill me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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