i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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