I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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