It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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