the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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