Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I want a musical about memes.
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