I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
we're so committed to being not committed
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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