Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
