i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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