Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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