i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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