Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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